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What You Not Gonna Do Is…Part Deux

Cause some of y’all act like you don’t have any home training.  We gotta come behind your parents and re-raise you.  lol jk So here’s What You Not Gonna Do Is…Part Deux.  I have added a few from the suggestions I have gotten and given credit to the originator.  Enjoy!

What You Not Gonna Do Is…

1. Know someone is dead wrong but you find a reason why they still a good person, especially when you don’t even know them.  ie The momma who killed her kids.

2.  Not pay child support for the kids you got but keep making more babies!<—Sherita

3.  Wait ’til your child is 18 to tell the daddy or your husband that the child is not his.

4.  Hold up the gym equipment talking on your cell phone.  You came to the gym to workout not socialize.<—Darcy

5.  Have a conversation with people and because you have a New York accent you try to out talk EVERYBODY.

6.  As a grown woman you should not own, wear, or borrow any article of clothing that bears such sayings as “Baby Girl”, “Diva”, “Ghetto Fabulous”, “Sexy”, “Gold Digga”…you get my drift.

7.  Not tell your friend she looks a hot mess.

8.  Be over the age of 40 and have body piercings except for your ears.

9.  Be too matchy matchy.  You shouldn’t have a pink shirt, belt, headband, shoes and nails.

10.Wait ’til tax time to become a baller, knowing good and well you are gonna be back on Section 8 by April or having to return that mess.

11.Not wear a bra when you leave the house…no explanation needed.

12.Assume your man or woman can read your mind…let them know exactly what you want.

13. “Play dumb” solely for the purpose of flirting…it is not cute.

14. Hit a man without expecting negative repercussions or getting a concussion.  Keep your hands to yourself.

15. Force your children to have the talent you never had, then get mad cause they aren’t good at it.

16. Slash tires, bust windows, key the exterior, spray paint vulgar words on your mates vehicle-especially if you’re gonna help get the car fixed once you calm down.

17. Brag about how your man loves you cause he’s there when you need him, not acknowledging it’s because he doesn’t have a job nor a car.

18. Be divorced for years still trying to keep tabs on your ex by attempting to pick information from your grown children…it’s over, everyone knows except you.

19. Date an older person and then complain about how old they act.

20. Give your child a toy at the store to shut them up while you shop and then get rid of it before you check out…it’s child abuse. 😀 (I’ve done this lol)

21. Tell your children your new boyfriend is their uncle…this will only confuse them in the long run.

22. Try to carry on a bag that needs to be checked, holding up the plane.<—Whitney

23. Have a camel toe…check yourself woman!

24. Wear colored undergarmets under white…it’s tacky.

25. Date your friends ex cause they’re fine.

26. Attempt to sell something used for the new price.

27. Get married to someone you know slept around beforehand and be surprised when it happens in your marriage.

28. Use Facebook to rant about your job and wonder why you lost your job.

29. Be a man and think you control the remote to the TV.

30. Watch the food network, concoct a meal and then force someone to eat it…you’re not a gourmet chef.

31. Watch the food network knowing you don’t cook.

32. Go in debt buying everything from the infomercials…then be mad cause it doesn’t work like they said it should. SHAM-WOW!

33. Every-time you update your Facebook status it’s depressing.

34. Be mad at your mate for not getting you a Valentines gift but you get whatever you want every other day.

35. Keep your apartment dirty and scared to call the landlord to fix stuff cause you have to clean up.

36. Buy a bunch of junk you don’t need and not pay your rent or car payment… take care of home first.

37. When you see a tow truck in your neighborhood you automatically assume they coming to get your car.

38. Blame the teacher cause your child got a bad grade.

39. Live up North and complain about the snow…move!

40. Go to a remote location in the world where they have unheard of diseases and wonder how you got sick.

41. Dress your baby girl like a baby hooker and wonder why she’s pregnant at 11…you’re sending the wrong message.

42. Broadcast your business on Facebook and turn around and tell people to stay out of your business.

43. Rant about someone on Facebook and then use their initials like we don’t know who you talking about.

44. Ship your children off to their grandparents for the summer talking about they need some discipline.

45. Delete people on Facebook thinking you really hurting them in real life…get it together.

46. Blame the devil or God for everything bad that happens to you.

47. Make up your own religion.

48. Dress like you going to the club just to go to Wal-Mart.

49. Wear UGG boots in the summer.

50. Beg your man to hit you and when he does you call the cops.(Sounds unheard of but it happens. )

51. Use your children as leverage against their father…because it didn’t work out with you and the father you do not have the right to interfere in their relationship, GROW UP!

52. Have children for your financial gain.  ie, child support, section 8, etc.

53. Have children to trap a man.

54. Be rich acting like a hood rat on TV. (All the real housewives, baller wives, etc)

55. Yell across the mall or store at your friend.

56. Watch Forensic Files to educate yourself on how to commit a homicide and get away with it.

57. Sleep with everyone at your job and wonder why you’re not getting promoted.

58. Have an argument in public and tell everyone to mind they business.

59. Have your income tax check spent before you get it.

60. Pass gas, not say anything, and then apologize once someone smells it.

61. Blame your kids for your breakdown.

62. Stay up late and wonder why you are so tired. 😀

63. Butt in my conversation when no one is talking to you or called your name…nosey.

64. Use big words and not know what they mean.

65. Try everything celebrities tell you to try.

66. Influence me to try some illegals drugs cause it make you feel good.

67. Start experimenting with drugs as an adult like you don’t know any better…you already know the outcome.

68. Have grown children and not encourage them to be independent.

69. Do what they do in rap videos.

70. Live your life based on your horoscope predictions.

71. Think because you’re black and its black history month you can do and say what you want. ( Just telling you what I’ve seen and heard.)

72. Be rude to someone and you don’t even know them.

73. Use patio furniture inside the house like it’s a living room set.

74. Buy an electric car and be mad at the electric company  because your bill is too high.

75. Get a tattoo in remembrance of everybody you know that dies.

76. Yell at the actors during a movie like they can hear you. lol

77. Consider yourself someone’s friend and tell all their business to everyone behind their back…you are not their friend.

78. Spend Valentines day stalking your ex.

79. Go to the movies with your kids and break out ziplock bags of snacks. (I’ve done this)

80. Think everyone is out to steal your pin when you swipe your card at the store-you do realize they need the card number as well.

81. Call people while you are pooping…hello people can tell you’re in the bathroom. 😀

82. Hit someone and not expect them to hit you back.

83. Say and do hurtful things to your mate and wonder why they don’t want to be with you anymore…psst it’s because they can’t trust you with their most intimate emotions.

84. Be talking loud in public and get mad when someone tells you to shut up.

85. Steal something from someone and then floss it in front of them.

86. Tell your mate to get out and get mad when they pack their stuff and leave then beg them to stay…stop playing with people emotions, trying to control them.

87. When you leave, act like you forgot something just so you can come back. 😀

88. Spy on your ex through their family members.

89. Hide your vehicle cause you know you haven’t been making your payments.

90. Get mad cause you were eavesdropping on people and realize they were talking about you.

91. Come to my house blow up my toilet and leave stains…you nasty.

92. Get mad when you lose at a board game. rotflmbo(my family is so guilty of this…we HATE to lose even if it’s Trouble. :D)

93. Shoot someone over a game of Spades…people get mad when you renege. 😀

94. Try to pick up women in a minivan…go home to your wife and kids.

95. Think you look cool in your minivan.

96. Put 22″ rims on your minivan…it’s a family vehicle it looks just plain silly.

97. Try on new shoes with holes in your socks.

98. Let someone use your bathroom and you haven’t cleaned it…that’s why I wait ’til I get home.

99. Have expensive rims and sound system on your car when it’s falling apart.

100. Commit an offense that is going to end up on my next “What You Not Gonna Do Is…” list.

This is for entertainment purposes.  I hope you enjoyed it. 😉


My Valentines Gift

As you already know Valentines day is this upcoming Monday.  Today I went and got my Valentines Day present from my husband.  This is the way he prefers to shop for me.   I’m never disappointed.  When my husband came home for lunch I thanked him for my new shoes “he” got me.  ;D He didn’t ask what kind “he” got me or even want to look at them.  This evening we were preparing to leave to do our grocery shopping.  I sat at the foot of our bed to put my shoes on and he stops mid-sentence, gives me a strange look and says “when the hell did you get those Coach shoes”?  😀 I couldn’t help but laugh and take a picture of his face looking at my gift from him. Now how is he going to question my gift seeing as “he” was the one that got them for me.  lol Then he goes on to ask “how much did “I” pay for those shoes”?  I told him they were on sale.  I should mention that everything I buy is on sale. 😉 I needed a pair of black shoes to match my black Coach bag.  That made perfect sense to me so I had to get ’em.  After he heard the price, since I got them from the PX, he was alright and we went to get our groceries.  Needless to say, I now have to get him a gift of equal or greater value.  😀  Funny how I have to get both of our gifts.  Yes I’m spoiled if that’s what you’re thinking.  I know it and I don’t deny it.  I’m the only woman in my house and the men in my life adore me just as I adore them.  BTW he had to know that I was gonna get new shoes considering I just gave a trashbag full to Goodwill. 🙂

I almost got into trouble

It’s Official…I’m Addicted to Cityville!

I started playing Cityville via Facebook in early December.  I was instantly hooked.  It reminded me of a game called Sim City that I used to play with my brother when we were little.  I tried to recruit my friends and family to the game because I needed more neighbors for the missions and to open new venues and what-not.  Some were takers and a few who act like they’re too serious to play games on Facebook denied me. I didn’t let that stop me.  I continued to expand and grow.  I reached level 60 before I knew it.  I completed all the tasks and it was just free play for me…or so I thought.  They have recently added new missions, buildings, houses and sites and today I have been moved up to level 63.  What, new levels too!!!  That’s all I needed to become hooked on this game.  I have I don’t know how many friends now as I have joined a private group of Cityville members where we discuss the game and get whatever we need to complete our missions.  I know you may be thinking, “but Natasha you don’t know these people”.  Now now no worries,  I have created a “list” just for Cityville friends that I do not know and they do not have access to my personal and private information as you can set that up in your privacy settings.  If you need further details on that let me know and I’ll walk you through it.  Well I have to go now my City awaits.  I need to help the doctor go on a date and need 6 roses.  😀  Ta ta for now.  Oh and if you need a neighbor add me.  It’s that serious.  lol

UPDATE: Before you start adding friends follow these steps. From the Home screen click Friends on the left hand side of the screen. Then click “Edit Friends” on the next screen. At the top you’ll see the option to “Create a List”. Enter the desired name for the Cityville “stranger friends” that you will add. After you have created the “list” click Account-Privacy in the upper right hand side of the page. At the bottom you will see “customize settings” now go down the list and click the drop down choose “custom” add the name you chose for the cityville “stranger friends” to the “hide this from” portion. Do this for all the settings you do not wish to share. Even your photo albums.

Also, I have gotten questions regarding the Roses mission for the doctor.  It took me two weeks to get four roses.  You obtain the roses from the flower shop.  So after that long I thought there was a glitch.  What I did was clicked on the Help tab and did a live chat with Zynga.  I asked if there was a glitch and the rep gave me the rest of the roses I needed.  So apparently there is a glitch.  If ever you run into an issue I suggest going to Zynga’s help page and do a live chat.  They respond quickly and are very helpful.

He Has Put His Foot Down!

For as long as I can remember I have been a night owl.  I remember as a little girl while everyone slept I was wide awake.  To occupy my time I would lie in bed and read or just stare out the window.  I have tried on numerous occassions to go to bed early but by 10pm I am wide awake.  I know that my sleeping habits are a problem.  Last night I briefly told my husband that I have to do better for my baby boy.  As long as I’m awake my papa bear is up with me.  Two nights this week we were up until 3 and 4am.  I know, I feel awful about this.  That’s why I was talking to my husband about it.  The whole point in telling Jeremiah my problem was to confess  and accept that, “I have a problem”.  My plan was to go to the doctor for help.  Noooo, my dear husband took it upon himself to fix my problem.

I usually go to bed with the laptop so if I have an idea all I need to do is reach under the bed and grab it.  Look I know that this is part of my problem. 🙂 Moving on.  So last night I go to bed, not to sleep but to watch TV.  I noticed that my husband had already sent the boys to bed at 9pm, even my baby boy.  My baby wasn’t asleep but as usual he was in bed watching TV, playing.  😀  My show came on at 10pm and Jeremiah watched it with me.  Afterward we watched part of my recording of Teen Mom 2.  At 11pm I pick up my laptop to tend to my city in CityVille.  As I got into my city, Jeremiah tells me to turn off the laptop and go to bed.  What!  Me!  Wait a minute who was he talking to.  Obviously not me.  Oh but he was talking to me.   I tried to put up a fight and he wasn’t having it.  My husband put his foot down.  Meany.  😦 I told him I was going to sleep when Teen Mom was over and he sternly replies, “go to bed“. I even tried the puppy dog face, he always falls for the puppy dog face.  NOTHING! Can you believe he rolled over.  Awful right? Needless to say I was in the bed by 11:30 pm.  I tossed and turned for a few minutes and was out.  I’m up now at 0630 feeling pretty good.  My husband is still a meany.  I guess there’s no need to go to the doctor because Dr. Evans has just what I need.  😀 To put his foot down and give me a bed time.

When I Was A Child We….

This was the show. Zoobilee Zoo


  I was sitting back reminiscing with my sister-in-law and husband AGAIN and we came up with the Top 100 things us 80s babies wore, watched and played.  Come on down memory lane with me.

1.Stacked 3 or more different color socks

2.Walking around with a boom box

3.Break Dancing

4. Pound puppies

5.Teddy Ruxpin

I loved these watches


7.Rainbow Brite

8.Punky Brewster

9.Zoobilee Zoo

10.Captain Kangaroo

11.Tucking your pants in your socks

12.Stonewash Jeans

13.Writing on your stonewash jeans

14.Reebok Pumps

15.Guess (with the Triangle logo)

16.Malcolm X hats

17.Wearing pacifiers around your neck

18.Mood rings

19.Slap band

20.Rat tails

21.The Gumby Haircut

22.Kangaroo shoes with the zipper pocket



24.USA 500s

25.Swatch Watch

26.British Knights shoes

27.Bobby brown shoes

28.Biker shorts


30.Biker shorts and skirt as one piece


32.LA Gears/Lights(it’s funny how Pastry’s look a lot like ’em.)

33.Michael Jackson LA Gears

34.Hammer Pants

35.Cross Colors


37.Banana clips

38.Teased ponytails

39.Big teased bangs

40.Tamagotchi pets

41.Calculator Watch

42.Walkman/Discman (this was our portable music)

The Walkman

43.Cuffs in your pants



46.Pro-kids shoes

47.Penny loafers

48.Adidas Sweatsuits with the Addidas shoes with no laces.  You had to know how to break dance to rock this look.  Thanks Run-DMC!

49.Speak and Spell

50.Lite Brite (I loved to project mine on the wall) 😀


52.My buddy/Kid sister

53.Original Cabbage patch

54. Garbage Pail Kids

55.Kango Hats

56.Tie Dye shirt and pants

57.Michael Jackson jacket

58.Matching jean jacket and pants

59.My Little Pony

60.Strawberry Shortcake

61.Pippy Long Stockings

62.Raggedy Ann and Andy



65.Playing Double dutch


67.Mother May I

68.Red Light, Green Light

69.Spin the bottle

70.Double Trouble


72.Double Dribble

73.Hungry Hungry Hippos

I wanted a pair of LA Gear's So bad.

74.The Game of Life

75.Dungeons and Dragons(the video game)

76.SOS and Tic-Tac-Toe

77.Red Rover


79.Starter Jackets

80.Members Only Jackets

81.Lacoste (When they were way affordable)

82.Suede Jackets

83.Cut off shorts

84.Holes in your jeans with the biker shorts underneath.

85.Wearing a knot in your T-Shirt

86.Wearing vests

87.Girls wearing ties and suspenders

88.The Dwayne Wayne shade/glasses combination

89.Polka Dots

90.Trapper Keepers

Everyone I knew had a Starter Jacket

91.Jean back packs

92.Fanny packs

93.Jerry Curl


95.Jumbo Pencils

96.Eating sugar and kool-aid out of a plastic bag

97.Jolly Rangers

98.Crinkling your hair

99.The High Top Fade

100.Hi-Tec Boots

OMG my cheeks are hurting.  Those were the days.  I hope you enjoyed going down memory lane with me. 😀

*Yes I was born in September ’79 so I can say I’m an ’80s baby.

What You NOT Gonna Do Is….Top 100

I collaborated with my husband and sister-in-law to come up with 100 offenses people commit everyday.  This is meant for fun.  Enjoy.

What you not gonna do is…

1.  Talk to me like you crazy! Or better yet Talk to me like I’m crazy!

2.   Be mad cause they don’t make movies on VHS.

3.  Ask me to borrow money to pay a bill after you blew your money on crap.

4.  Walk around with your hair done and your child’s head looks a hot mess.

5.   Flirt with my man in my face then acknowledge me when you’re finished like I was never there.

6.  Leave one slice of bread in the bag.

7.  Park in the spot you know I park in everyday since I moved in.

8.  Have short hair one week and long hair the next, talking about it’s yours.

9.  Talk through the whole movie.

10. Ask for a ride and don’t offer me gas money.

11.Meet a woman who already has children and they’re calling you daddy within a month.

12.Return an item back to Wal-Mart that you didn’t even buy there.

13.Pay for your stuff with a bunch of pennies while there is a long line behind you.

14.Sing in public when you know you can’t sing.

15.Use the bathroom and not wash your hands.

16.Be a woman with a full mustache and beard.

17.Blame McDonald’s for your weight gain.

18.Blame Four Loko for you doing stupid stuff.

19.Have your child swimming in a pamper.

20.Wear sandals without a pedicure.

21.Wear shoes that are too small for your feet.

22.Wear clothes two sizes too small.

23.Be dark skinned and put on lighter makeup.

24.Buy your child clothes 3 sizes too big, talking bout he’s going to grow into them.

25.Blame TSA for feeling you up when YOU denied the X-Ray body scan.

26.Get in the line to pay for something knowing you don’t have enough money and act like you don’t know why your card got declined.

27.Go to the store in your pajamas and wonder why everyone is looking at you funny.

28.Drive an Escalade and pay for your gas in quarters.

29. Walk around with capris on and snow boots.

30.Wear courderoys in the summer.

31.Dress your dog better than you dress your kids.

32.Call my house phone and ask where I’m at.

33.Have your kids running around the store like it’s an amusement park.

34.Keep your Christmas lights up year round and have the nerve to turn ’em on.

35.Cut me off on the highway and then slowdown.

36.Have a bootleg handbag and lie and say you brought it from the store.

37.Wear socks with sandals.

38.Have 8 people in your family and live in a two bedroom apartment.

39.Start drama and sit back and act like you’re the innocent one.

40.Talk mess when you know you can’t fight then threaten the person by telling them you’re gonna call your cousins.

41.Go out in public when your head looks a hot mess.

42.Keep braids in too long with your new growth growing into a mini afro.

43.Wear a sleeveless top when you haven’t shaved under your arms.

44.Have funky breath and be all in my face.

45.Text while driving.

46.Be 9 months pregnant in the club.

47.Be pregnant and not know your due date.

48.Drive around with 3 rims and a donut.

49.Ask to borrow 3 dollars for gas.

50.Ask to borrow something, not give it back and then claim it’s yours.

51.Say negative stuff about your mate and still be with them.

51.Be 30 years old living with your momma talking about it’s cause you’re in college.

52.Have 5 kids and 3 different baby daddies.

53.Catch a wild animal and claim you gonna tame it like a pet.

54.Get a crackhead to work on your car for a beer and when it breaks down get mad at the crackhead.

55.Buy a bootleg movie and get mad when someone stands up and you can’t see.

56.Have your hair rainbow colors and wonder why you can’t get a job.

57.Wear a V-neck and powder still on your chest.

58.Be a jay-walker, and when you almost get hit look back at me with an attitude.

59.Go to the gym stretch and leave.

60.Go jogging with a black hoodie and ski mask.

61.Eat off my plate.

62.Get a haircut with a head full of dandruff.

63.Be 30 years old with a grill in your mouth.

64.Use the PS3 as a babysitter.

65.Have a gay friend and when you introduce them to someone you say, “this is my gay friend…”

66.Tell people you graduated from high school and you don’t have proof.

67.Buy expensive stuff so you can pawn it later.

68.Have 65inch flat screen in a trailer.

69.Have expensive stuff in a section 8 apartment.

70.Make a road trip knowing you don’t have enough gas money.

71.Be loud in the library.

72.Claim you have a degree and say no one with hire you because you’re overqualified.

73.Be a part-time Christian.  In the club on Saturday and church on Sunday.

74.Wear your club clothes to church on Sunday.

75.Reach in the collection plate for change.

76.Be ugly and swear you’re cute.

77.Take communion and ask for more wine.

78.Catch the Holy Ghost and bump into everybody or to show off your new dance.

79.Be married and your boyfriend live with y’all.

80.Be cheering for the criminals on Cops.

81.Be a judge on American Idol when you can’t sing either.

82.Rent rims and tires.

83.Lie to me and then make up a lie to cover that lie.

84.Try to sell me bootleg perfume in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

85.Use dish detergent to wash your car.

86.Wash styrofome plates.

87.Start cleaning up when company come over.

88.Be 40 years old dressing like your child.

89.Have sex unprotected with multiple partners and wonder why you got a STD.

90.Be a Christian and hate everyone who isn’t Christian.

91.Have a car and put the car logo in the back window.

92.Put everyones name in your family on your back window.

93.Stalk me on Facebook.

94.Blame Facebook for breaking up your marriage.

95.Rob your neighbor and then invite them over to watch the game on their TV.

96.Wait til your child turns 18 and then claim it ain’t yours.

97.Have TVs in your  car and you’re single with no children.

98.Make your child dance for company.

99.Order a super sized meal and ask for a diet drink.

100.Get mad ’cause half of the stuff on the list is about you!  I’M JUST SAYING!

*Send me your suggestions for “What You Not Gonna Do”  for an upcoming Top 100 list.  🙂

Hey, When Did I Get Old!!

Having fun Playing Kinect before my injury. I had no clue I could jump that high.

Now I know I feel 18 and look 22 at the most.  😀  Okay, Okay, I’m 31 but my body has not gotten the memo that I feel young and vibrant.  Lately when I sit up and get out of bed I make all those grunting noises old people make.  Whenever I make any sudden movements my knees and back snap, crackle and pop.  I have more grey hair than what is acceptable for a young 31-year-old.  So much so that I have started to dye it.  As of the past month I have been in a soft cast because I received a stress fracture in my foot playing the Kinect, which I love.  Now I have to lug this “bionic” boot around. ugh  I have to whip this body into shape.  I have not even started a workout to say I quit.  I think I need a personal trainer.  Someone to motivate and take my money from me to get me moving.  I cannot bring myself to do the P90x workout, I’m still afraid of Tony Horton.  I have to do something, my body needs to catch up with the way I feel.  I’m way too young to feel so old.  My body is holding me hostage.  SOMEONE HELP!!!